Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Merry Christmas!!

Well I'm a few days early, but I just can't wait! Plus also I'm going to busy as hell later on this week up until Christmas day to post anything.

As with most holidays, I have few things to say really. Christmas is the day we Christians celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. It should have great meaning, but sadly nowadays our society neglects its true significance. Instead of celebrating our Lord's birth, Christmas largely has now become the biggest consumerist holiday of the year! I like receiving presents as much as anybody, but com'on! The parody the Twelve Pains of Christmas, gives one a hilarious take on Christmas commercialism.

Another pathetic attempt at de-Christianizing Christmas is the attempt by historians to claim that the Gospel stories of Christ's birth are not accurate at all. Frankly I'm not even getting into that discussion. Another charge is that December 25th is just a rip-off of some pagan festival. William J. Tighe takes a second look at that in his article "Calculating Christmas" that claims the exact opposite happened, the pagans took the date from Christians!

Then the ever more annoying PC assaults on Christmas. We can't say "Merry Christmas" but "Happy Holidays". We can't have nativity scenes. We can't mention Christ and blah blah blah blah. Of course other people's holidays like Hanukkah or Kwanza(what is this holiday even about anyways?) are more than welcomed. But anything Christian is a big No-No!

Pat Buchanan gave a wonderful insight into all this nonsense in his piece "The Abolition of Christmas". I particularly like the argument he makes when quoting Tom Piatak that "[w]e cannot forever shield non-Christians from the reality that they are a minority in America, and suppressing the observances of the majority seems a high price to pay to allow overly sensitive souls to live in comfortable delusion."

Right on! We the majority have every right to celebrate our own heritage!

So anyways....I wish all my Christian brothers and sisters a VERY Merry Christmas! And stay true to the real message of this special holiday.

As for non-Christians....well I wish them Merry Christmas as well. In fact I even have a little song for you. LOL!

To once again put a light-hearted take on all this, I'm going to post the (edited of course) lyrics to the South Park song "Merry F@#king Christmas"; why?.... because it give a hilarious take on all this multi-culturalist talk about how Christians should respect everybody else's customs :



Merry F@#king Christmas

(Mr. Garrison)
I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East.
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus.
They have different religious beliefs.

They believe in Muhammad,
And not in our holiday,
and so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there, mister Muslim!
Merry F@#kin' Christmas!
Put down that book the Koran,
and here's some holiday wishes..
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass,
And f@#kin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season,
In India, I've heard.
They don't hang up their stockings,
And that is just absurd.

They never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about.
And that is why every December,
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there, mister Hinduist!
Merry F@#kin' Christmas!
Drink eggnog and eat some beef,
And pass it to the missus..
*Hindu music*
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' birthday.
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And f@#kin' celebrate.

Now I've heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin.
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th,
All they do is eat a cake.
And that is why I go to Japan,
And walk around and say...

HEY THERE, mister Shintoist!
Merry F@#kin' Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass,
You infidelic pagan scum!
*Japanese music*
In case you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do.
So let's all rejoice for Jesus,
Merry F#@kin' Christmas, ta you.

On Christmas Day..
I travel around the world and say..
Daoists, Christians, Buddists,
and all you Atheists, too!
Merry F#@kin' Christma-aaaaas,
To yooo-oouuu!

*small clapping sound*

Thank you, Mr. Hat.


*Note: this was all for sarcastic and humourous purposes. Respect the faith and customs of other people, but don't let that mean rejecting your own heritage so as not to "offend" them. Thank you and God Bless you!

4 Comments:

Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

That song was pretty funny, I recall a later episode where Mr. Garrison got a sex change and said something along the lines of, "What good is being a women if you can't get pregnant and then have an abortion?"

Oh Southpark, can it get any edgier?

12:39 AM  
Blogger Perun said...

Yeah then there was the recent episode of the Virgin Mary bleeding out her butt(or vagina).

I don't know, all the episodes dealing with Catholicism are stupid. And Im not saying merely because Im Catholic, Ive just seen funnier stuff elsewhere.

11:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry christmas, Perun and have a happy new year too!

5:46 AM  
Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

Yah thats true, the Virgin Mary episode got me mad, as did the one about pedihille priests. Atleast with South Park you know they aren't picking on Catholics. A recent Comedy Central special with Dennis Leary however went into an uneccesary attack upon Our Lady, and another Com Central Cartoon,"Drawn Together" mocked priests. I am starting to wonder if somone high up at com central is pushing this anti-catholic stuff?

11:07 PM  

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